$GAMMACAT
He saw the green candle. He became the green candle.
The lore
One cat. One car wash. One candle.
On an ordinary Tuesday, an ordinary cat entered an ordinary car wash. The light turned green. The cat did not look away.
Scientists agree that whatever this cat witnessed in there, it was extremely bullish. He has not blinked since. His pupils are permanently set to "chart go up." He is not radioactive — he is simply more green than the market can price in.
$GAMMACAT is the only token backed by a cat that is physically incapable of seeing red.
Live-ish chart
It only goes up. We checked.
chart is green because the cat is green. this is called fundamentals.
Tokenomics
Peer-reviewed by the cat
Roadmap
Four phases. Zero promises.
Phase 1 — Exist
The cat exists. Nailed it.
Phase 2 — Glow
See photo. Glowing achieved at levels experts describe as "concerning."
Phase 3 — Nap
Approximately 16 hours daily. Development continues in his dreams.
Phase 4 — Moon
The cat is not going to the moon. The moon will come to the cat. It's greener here.
FAQ
Frequently yowled questions
Is this financial advice?
It is a cat.
Why is the cat green?
Gamma rays. The friendly kind. The kind that make charts go up. Why are you not green? Skill issue.
What happens if the chart goes down?
Impossible. The chart is rendered in green ink only. We simply never bought the red ink. This is called risk management.
Is the cat okay?
He is thriving. He has seen the candle and the candle was good. He gets treats. The car wash visits are now voluntary.
Who is the dev?
The cat. All decisions are made by walking across a keyboard. So far this strategy has outperformed most funds.